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on March 30, 2011

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101 rules of hardcore

I've had this text file on my hard drive since 2005. No idea where I found it, but much of it is still relevant today. 101 Rules of Hardcore 1) Be tough at all times. 2) Never cheer after a show, only clap. 3) Be open minded in a "punch people" kind of way 4) Only the good hardcore bands have names that are sentences with bad grammar. Boy Hits Car, Boy Sets Fire, Skycamefalling, Boy Sets Car-fire. 5) Ankles are tough so bring your socks down into your shoes so we can see them. 6) Tattoos are tough especially when they are on your calves. See Rule 5 on how to see said tattoo more clearly. 7) Wear your hoody in the mosh pit because sweating like a wild pig makes you look tough. 8) Don't admit you listen to heavy metal. 9) (Exception to rule Only admit you listen to heavy metal if you think it is ironic and you wear 80's cheese metal shirts. 10) Be a non-conformist, just like all your friends. 11) Practice hardcore dancing in front of your mirror

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Rule 34 bro, it's a thing.

The two things on the internet that still freak me out

I've been on the internet a long time and I've seen a lot of fucked up things. Like really fucked up things. Most everything doesn't bother me. People getting their heads chopped off, a human/horse orgy, some German girls having a shit/piss orgy, whatever. But there's still two things that creep me the fuck out whenever I see them, even though I know they're both fake. Enjoy.

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