- Sunday: Recover hangover. File unemployment thing. Pretend I had a fun weekend.
- Monday: Pretend I care about all the breaking news. Blog something. Take out the trashcan at night
- Tuesday: Recover trashcan. Blog...maybe. Check bank account
- Wednesday: Block people making humpday jokes. Masturbate, a lot.
- Thursday: Pretend I have plans for the weekend. Masturbate.
- Friday: Check bank account. Hope someone calls me to hang out.
- Saturday: Buy lots of beer. Drink alone. Pretend I'm having a good time. Sleep for 14 hours.
Rinse, repeat. Rinse only if the water bill isn't past due.