How could you go wrong with a product named Rectal Revenge? Its description claims: Most effective on In-Laws. Clear your pores (and the room). This sauce stays hot from one end to the other. In fact, with it's self combusting properties, you don't even need a match.
Yep, I actually wanna try some. Who wants to buy me some? Better yet, who wants to hang out with me when I try it?