Overheard at Ghetto Mart

Young black man talking on the phone to his brah: "Yeah, so her girl was like 'yo, you mind gettin my girl pregnant?' and I was like, yeah, I mean, guess I could have another kid if I ain't gotta pay child support and shit. What was I sayin? Yeah, so we ain't worked that shit out yet, but we fucked a coupled times already. I'm goin over there to fuck her right now and shit"

Then he buys a blunt wrapper and a pack of Newports.

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